1. Those tits.
2. Her ear-splitting turn as a Paris Hilton-esque hellcat in that God-awful, FHM spread of a vanity vehicle, Alfie.
3. The fact that she gets to roll around with a shirtless Daniel Craig in Layer Cake.
4. Her “I just mugged Mary-Kate Olsen” wardrobe.
5. Sadie. Fucking. Frost.
Reason I do feel sorry for Sienna Miller:
She lost the role of Warhol It Girl Edie Sedgwick in the upcoming biopic Factory Girl when director George Hickenlooper decided to go with Katie Holmes instead. Then Miss Holmes’ domineering, feverishly heterosexual brute of a fiance allegedly made her drop out ’cause of the movie’s drug and psychiatric content.
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