Here’s what I want. I want Barbara Boxer, Ted Kennedy, and Howard Fucking Dean drugged, tied up, and locked in a room until Karl Rove and Scooter Libby are fired. Indeed, there cannot possibly be a group of people on the planet more apt to fuck up a gimme by spazing the fuck out. Please, for the love of everything that’s good, leave the talking to Hillary.
We don’t like to get all political here at Pen15, but it seems to us that Hillary knows how to legitimately offend Republicans. It may because they know the only thing that will get Hillary to surrender mercifully is a tool they don’t have: 12″ of strap-on rubber. Or it may because she’s always dead right without seeming like a whiny blowhole like the morons we’ve sedated (see above).
For the love of God, let these men hang themselves. Tonight, Bush will go on the air to try to convince the world that true patriots would forget about Rove and Libby and instead rally behind our newest member of the Supreme Court, which is sure to be one of the two women who happen to both be named Edith, and happen to both be judges in New Orleans. But tomorrow, while the women let their uterus guards down, Rove will have to face the music himself.
We, of course, are planning on holing up in the Clubhouse, taking bets on which Edith will win out. My money is on whichever one will demand that the Colin Farrell sex tape be released in a timely manner. That may be enough to get me to forgive and forget about Rove.
Republicans blast Sen. Clinton on Bush attack [CNN.com]
Colin Farrell Sex Tape Suit [E! Online]
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