Michael Bay’s $122 million clone thriller The Island estimates a laughable $12 million opening weekend gross, placing it fourth, just behind the third weekend of Chris Evans Shirtless, er, The Fantastic Four. Film critics everywhere, still angry about Bay’s Pearl Harbor and Bad Boys II, toast with schadenfreude-infused champagne over the summer’s highest-profile flop.
Elsewhere, March of the Penguins finally breaks into the top 10, sating the public’s interest in watching penguins Do It to the soothing dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman.
Weekend Box Office, July 22-24 [Boxofficemojo]
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