Here are some pictures of dog-faced Mischa Barton and her oil-baron-ex-boyfriend, Brandon Davis. But don’t let the photographs fool you - these were taken in March when the couple had to try everything possible to keep the paparazzi from catching Brandon, oh, I don’t know, blowing raspberries on her stomach, or trying to tear that lesion she calls a nose off of her face… with his teeth… while wearing a belt… in a swimming pool.
But Radar Magazine is reporting that, in the months following their tragic breakup, Mischa has been seen cavorting around town with celebrity makeup artist Johnny Wujek, and even claiming that the lipstick maverick is her boyfriend. All of this, reports Radar, is a desperate attempt to make Davis (who ended the relationship) jealous.
C’mon, Mischa. Inciting jealousy by galloping around town with a guy whose homosexuality even your publicist acknowledges is, like, the oldest trick in the book. I mean, just ask Katie Holmes, Star Jones, Kelly Preston, or anyone Jesse Metcalf happens to be dating. And maybe you’re making a wise move by becoming fast friends with such an amazing makeup artist, but, sorry to break it to you peaches, there’s no amount of eye shadow talent in the world that’s gonna make you look like you don’t have Down’s Syndrome.
Plus, I feel like Brandon has already moved on, spending his $8,000/month allowance on things that are far, far more important than you, Mischa. Such as an actual swimming suit.
Mischa Barton’s Heir-Brained Scheme [Radar]
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