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Defamer’s Blind Item Guessing Game has faced quite the quandary in recent months during E! Online columnist Ted Casablanca’s jihad-level campaign to out Jake Gyllenhaal as (at least) bisexual. The games began in March with a titillating post-Oscar missive about “Toothy Tile,” a hot young male star (with a dimpled starlet ex, aka Ms. Dunst), who was spotted holding hands with his bf outside a Weho cafe, and culminated with a hilariously explicit tidbit once again dragging Dr. Sunken Tits into the picture.

Every column featuring a T.T. blind item has included another bit about Jake G., and Ted has ruled out every other clue-fitting up-and-comer, from fellow Dunst ex Tobey Maguire (a guess Ted described as “very close”) to closeted-by-association Chris Klein. The obviousness of the masked homo’s true identity had begun to throw a wrench into Defamer’s regular BIGG feature, which usually likes to maintain a hint of suspense by denying the reader a real consensus among the guesses. But this week, the site threw up its hands and admitted what has been clear for months: Whether or not it’s the truth, Ted Casablanca wants you to believe Jake Gyllenhaal sucks cock.

The Blind Item Guessing Game: The Neverending Story (Of Toothy Tile) [Defamer]

One Confused Blind Vice [E! Online]