Click photo to see, uh, un-cut version. Warning: Despite it being hard to see, it’s still not safe for work:
In case you didn’t see The Talented Mr. Ripley or Wilde or “Indiscretions” on Broadway, Fleshbot has published this paparazzi shot of our favorite Oscar-nominated adulterer changing into a swimsuit on the balcony at his Mom’s house.
PEN15 Club isn’t in the business of publishing nude paparazzi shots of celebrities - we have a lot more class than that, thank you - but Page Six’s take on this one, complete with the George Costanza shrinkage analogy, is priceless indeed:
August 17, 2005 — HEY, Jude - keep it in your pants!
That was the surprise reaction of unimpressed female media types who got a sneak peek at full-frontal nude shots of Jude Law that are being shopped to the tabloids.
In snapshots that recall George Costanza’s infamous “shrinkage” episode on “Seinfeld,” the love-rat actor’s meager manhood is on full display as he changes into a swimsuit outside his mother Maggie Law’s house in Vaudelnay, France.
“He’s no Tommy Lee, that’s for sure,” sighed one unimpressed publicist who viewed copies of the paparazzi pix obtained by PAGE SIX.
Late yesterday afternoon, e-mail images of the photos were being forwarded around the offices of Women’s Wear Daily under the headline “Jude in the Nude in France,” and accompanied by a not-so-subtle dig at Law’s loins: “Ha!”
Give him a break, guys, he’s British! And don’t act all surprised - you freeze-framed that bathtub scene from The Talented Mr. Ripley as many times as we did.
Jude, Nude [Fleshbot]
Nude Jude’s Not a Huge Issue [Page Six]
I’d still hit it.
“I hate size queens, but I love their boyfriends.”
He’s dick is fine and yes, he is not Tommy Lee, he doesn’t have hepatitis.
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