I don’t really have anything negative to say about Red Eye or The 40-Year-Old Virgin, two incredibly well-reviewed genre movies with talented casts and directors. August sleeper material, basically. And Disney was very nice to have picked up Valiant, that animated British movie with birds that talk in the voices of Ewan McGregor, Ricky Gervais and lots of other English types.
But check out the reviews for Supercross: The Movie! Clear Channel financed this sad-ass, 80-minute infomercial about, uh, Supercross, which is some kind of X-treme sport that dudes with blonde highlights and lots of hair product do, especially if they’re starring in Mountain Dew commercials. The cast includes some WB second- and third-stringers, such as Steve Howey of Reba and the deliciously named Sophia Bush of One Tree Hill. Oh, and Aaron Carter. Word is Daryl Hannah was in this movie at some point, but apparently she ended up on the cutting room floor. Sad times, Splash.
But seriously, 3% fresh! I’ve seen better film on teeth! Don’t worry guys, at least Nell Minow, the “Movie Mom” at Yahoo! Movies, praised you for “not trying to be more complicated than [you] need to be.”
Supercross: The Movie [Rottentomatoes]
Supercross - Movie Mom’s Review [Yahoo! Movies]
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