Every day, the PEN15 grows more and more. In fact, after only a month and two days of business, the PEN15 is getting over 100 unique visitors a day! Every once in a while, I like to check the web stats to see how people are finding us: who’s linking to us, what people Google search for to get us (you’re sick bastards by the way), and who’s talking about us online.
I knew we’d hit it big when I ran across the following post on the website Hockey-Fights.com:
under the search, “Jake Gyllenhaal sucks” this site comes up. This looks like a queer board but it links back to the defamer website. This would not surprise me one bit! He has that look of a cocksucker plus he’s starring in that gay cowboy movie with Heath Ledger (and when I say gay cowboy movie, I mean it literally. Its a movie about two cowboys who end up having a sexual relation with one another).
http://www.pen15club.net/archive/2005/07/defamer_notices.html
I’d like to point out a couple things. First, this isn’t a “queer board,” thank you very much. We simply have an obsession with all things phallic and like to talk about analingus whenever possible. In fact, I’m willing to guess that the majority of our readers enjoy both of those things, but identify as straight. Except for you, Hugh Jackman; we’re on to you. Secondly, how dare you criticize a “queer board” when indeed the thread in which your message appears is called “Actors you hate….” Now call me crazy, but isn’t there something even a little hypocritical about posting a thread criticizing actors’ looks and abilities on a website created to discuss hockey fights? I won’t even touch the homoeroticism enjoyed by every guy to ever get in a hockey fight. Ever.
Finally, thank you for clarifying what you meant by saying “gay cowboy movie” with a qualifying “literally.” For a moment, I was confused and thought Brokeback Mountain was about the guy with the big hat in the Village People. Or something involving Janice Dickinson, some maple syrup and a lasso.
Oh, and P.S. I don’t know how many people read your site every day, but at least 260 of them clicked on your little link to a “queer board”. Hmmmmmm. I suspect placing a Locker Room Cam and some ads on your site would deliver like Dominos. I’m just sayin’.
hockey-fights.com: actors you hate….. [Hockey-Fights.com]
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