Fiercely heterosexual movie star George Clooney has invested a chunk o’ change into a Las Vegas casino/resort development called Las Ramblas. Funny, didn’t I hear a story about Clooney and “Las Ramblas” in Central Park?
Plans for Casino de Clooney are still underway, but you won’t walk away empty-handed if you put your money on the following:
1. A Siegfried & Roy-esque magic extravaganza featuring Casey Affleck and Scott Caan “taming” Clooney’s pet pig.
2. Krista Allen - all topless, all the time.
3. Security camera footage of gaming floor cut together by Steven Soderbergh to make a series of digital video “masterpieces.”
4. K Street is no longer a Clooney-produced HBO docudrama, but the kitchen staff’s nickname for the service corridor behind the buffet.
5. Brad Pitt and Matt Damon perpetually clearing the pool with cannonballs.
6. Poolside auto-genital fondling not frowned upon.
7. Jack Black packs the house with a nightly drag performance as George’s Aunt Rosemary.
8. New version of poker in which Three Kings beats all other hands.
9. Hookers dressed as triage nurses.
10. Clooney runs afoul of the Mafia, is forced to go on the lam after Mark Wahlberg’s bullet-riddled corpse is found in his bed.
Clooney bets on new Las Vegas resort [Yahoo! News]
How many celebrities have to open venues before they realize it will never work???
Plus, I was thinking more of a chorus line of Rosemary Clooney’s.
Does Anyone Know Which Side of the Street George Clooney Prefers to Play On?
Ted Casablanca won’t go near the subject with a 10-foot-pole.
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