According to Radar Magazine, Bea Arthur stormed out of the Pamela Anderson Friar’s Club roast because Jeffrey Ross made a comment about her having a penis.
First of all, what the fuck was Bea Arthur doing at Pam Anderson’s roast?! Secondly, why does she look like George Washington in this picture? And finally, wouldn’t you think that after decades and decades of people joking about you being man, you’d just swallow your pride and accept that everyone knows about your penis?
Balls Out Bea [Radar]
One of my favorite expressions, esp. in a gay bar totally bereft of talent, is “I wouldn’t fuck anybody here with Bea Arthur’s dick.” If I recall correctly, I first heard the bon mot during the roast for Jerry Stiller, Ben’s dad. I can’t remember who made the comment, but they did cut away to a shot of Mr. Arthur laughing her ass off. She looked fucked-up drunk, too, but that’s another jab all together.
I heard Jeffrey Ross make that comment during (not 100% sure) Drew Carey roast, only that time it was regarding Sandra Bernhard. Maybe Radar got it wrong, or in fact she did storm out because Ross retold the joke. Anything but tranquilizin’, right on Bea.
A little more respect for the queen of comedy…
you people need to fucking shut your mouths. It is so fucking obvious that you will never be as good as Beatrice Arthur. I absolutely adore Bea and Jordan you fucking suck. You should burn in hell for even opening uor mouth about Bea Arthur.
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