The PEN15 Club

No, the saucer people haven’t landed and donned wigs and bikinis. It’s Christina Ricci - off Hollywood’s A list thanks to Pumpkin, Cursed and such straight-to-DVD gems as Miranda and Prozac Nation -rejoicing in the familiar embrace of anorexia.

Though lacking for work, La Ricci seems to have scrounged together the funds for cake, Cool Whip and Diet Coke. Although I’m pretty sure the cake is a prop. Sad for such a once-promising actress - now Wednesday isn’t just the name of her most famous role, it’s the one day a week she eats.

Thanks, Goldenfiddle, for documenting the continued decimation of T&A in Hollywood. Scarlett Johansson is now the last under-30 beauty with curves, and even she’s hiding under her bed with a shotgun, terrified that the Bulging Rib Police will come and drag her to wherever they’re hiding Thora Birch.

Like my body? [Goldenfiddle]