So Donald Trump, 59, has gone and knocked up his child bride, classy dame Melania Knauss. This leads us to two questions:
1. How will former teen model Ivanka handle the role of big half-sister?
2. Is the combover genetic, and if so, will it irreparably damage the lining of Melania’s uterus?
Melania, who is a mere eight years older than Donald’s eldest child, can hopefully look to this occasion as a sign that she’ll never have to have sex with her husband again.
Sources say that next year, Martha Stewart will also sire a child with Melania, but on Wednesday night.
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