There is a God: E! wakes from coma, fires Star Jones Reynolds

Pg609292005I have to admit, I was hesitant about posting this photograph of SJR because I really, really want her to look as awful as possible, whenever possible. So, in the interest of full disclosure, here she is. No longer an obese pigcow who carries on as if she’s not the fattest thing ever filmed in the wild. No, now the new slimmed-down Star looks, well, like an open wound pathetically bandaged by a drunken elementary school nurse. She looks like Turner and Hooch at the same time.

Oh, but there’s good news too. Finally, E! has come to terms with the fact that even though she’s cheap, she’s not worth the added cost of restocking the catering truck every 45 minutes. They’ve fired her for being an unfunny, condescending, self-promoting guntwhore on the red carpet. So, in the end, Kathy Griffin did get the last laugh. In fact, she got the only laugh.

Can I just talk about one more thing? Since she got her contract canceled, SJR has been claiming that it was she who decided to walk out on the job. Her reason? She needed to focus on promoting her book, Shine: A Physical, Emotional, and Spiritual Journey to Finding Love.

REALLY? Star Jones Reynolds marries a known homosexual and then writes a book that claims she can teach me to do the same? Oh honey. The book on finding yourself a fag was written a long time ago. And it’s called My 8th Grade Diary. Plus, didn’t Star learn anything from Terry McMillan, who married a queer and wrote a book about it? Honey, getting a fag to marry you because he couldn’t turn down the camp value of the situation is NOT the same as getting your groove back.

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8 Responses to “There is a God: E! wakes from coma, fires Star Jones Reynolds”


  1. 1 THE GREEK PRINCESS

    awesome awesome site!! love it! :)

  2. 2 sandy beach

    Tee heeeeee,
    Remember if you are Dyslexic “Star”…reads “Rats”…. BTW Star will be working the red carpet this weekend at Ballys All you can eat buffet!

  3. 3 teddy

    omigod i can’t believe you two gays are so mean to a terrifically talented woman like SJR who is also a close personal friend of Barbara Walters.

    see how far her satanic reach is — which happened first, E! firing SJR and promoting KGriffith or KGriffith getting D-I-V…??

    Just think about it b4 you blog the dirt on the lovely SJR again… she might come after you next, and lord knows she’s HUNGRY looking!

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