It’s only a coincidence that Star Jones Reynolds is the only person to have her own category on the PEN15 Club. We’re really not that obsessed with her. But our favorite formerly-obese, hate-filled, carbfaced bitch just won’t cool it long enough for us to gather our composure.
Radar is reporting that Star and Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, the evil bitchtress from “The Apprentice,” butted heads at a Katrina charity event. The great part is that the way the scene was described could be straight out of, well, my wildest fantasies. It even involves our other favorite psychowhore, Janice Dickinson, an appearance by a member of New Edition, and Omarosa using the word “crackhead.” Folks, I was drawing this scene in crayon when I was five years old - that’s how much it means to me.
The best part is that it was revealed that SJR was at the event to donate 100 pairs of shoes and her Emmy dress for those displaced by the hurricane. Here is when I’d make a joke about the refugees not needing extra-wide stilettos and a spare tent, but Radar already beat me to it. So instead I’ll go down another route: Star, had those refugees had your shoes and your enormous dress before the hurricane, the amount of sailboats that could have been constructed would have saved thousands.
Meh. I tried.
Star Jones: View to a Kill [Radar]
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