The PEN15 Club

We don’t make any money off of this site. We do it because we’re bored, and because we like to write about ass fucking and gin.

But the biggest payback we get for doing this site is being able to see what people searched for in Google or Yahoo to find us. I assure you, they’re not typing in “attractive, witty bloggers.”

In fact, as illustrated in the image above, some poor, sexually frustrated woman stumbled upon us while searching for “how to tell if your married to a fag.” She doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” ’nuff said.

Well, darlin’, I hope our little site helped you find the answer to your question. But on the off-chance it didn’t, I would suggest looking into his past relationships and religious affiliations.

Oh, and Katie, we didn’t mean any of that heartless shit we said about you. But you did let him get you pregnant - we couldn’t just let that one slide.