Portia ‘n Ellen’s Sapphic Sanctuary

Ellen-Portia2Add141005A 06.Bro-TmOur pals at A Socialite’s Life have posted photos of lesbian lovebirds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s ultra-palatial new digs. From the looks of it, the marble-columned manse has plenty of room for Portia’s ponies and Ellen’s, uh, sneaker collection.

It just goes to show you: famous people are different. Normal lesbians might date for four months, exchange rings, and then put a down payment on a two-bedroom split-level within walking distance of a fair-trade coffee house and a Home Depot. Rich, famous lesbians stake their claim on an estate the size of five Bluth Company model homes.

Not for nothing, but this is the third house Ellen has purchased for - oh, sorry, I meant with - a g.f. since 1997. Something tells me the mortgage payments will come through just fine even if Arrested Development gets cancelled.

Ellen DeGeneres plays house [A Socialite’s Life]

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