I was hoping the so-fugly-they’re-cute theme would continue with Britney’s baby after we all saw Klum’s puffy little munchkin earlier this week. But I’ve been let down. Britney’s baby is adorable. And I don’t like babies until they develop a sense of shame and a condescending wit.
But this brings up a whole ‘nother issue. What has the world come to that we have to get all excited over super secret spy photos of a celebrity’s baby before she sells them to the highest gossip rag? Why can’t they just give the kid his own sitcom or put it straight into rehab like they did in the olden days?
Brit. I’m gon’ tell you what I tell all the shy boys in the locker room: If you know it looks good, why’re you keeping us from seeing the goods?
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