The PEN15 Club

Oh my god. They’re totally like MK and Ash. Except they’re wearing shirts with little adorable cartoon Hitlers on them! Couldn’t you the bottle ‘em up and sell ‘em at cost?

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Prussian Blue, the next big white supremacist, anti-semite pop sensation to hit the music charts. Straight from Bakersfield, these twin Aryan cuties are hatin’ their way through the cluttered racism/pop-music scene. Good luck, girls; that’s a crowded room. Even ABC News is a bit skeptical.

The girls’ website is real classy, complete with photos of them in lederhosen and links to their homemade music videos that you can buy for only $1.99 and download to your iPod. That’s a bargain at twice the price! You can’t put a value on being able to have your bigotry preachin’ on the go.

I mean, their music isn’t even that good. The lyrics are kind of whiny and contrived, at best. It’s like Leelee Sobieski went all white power and tried to write about it:

He fought so strong for our race. We’re finally back in our place. It took his life, my dear son, and now it’s over the war is won. Our Race was saved because the lives that were sacrificed: those men that died…

It might come as a bit of a shock, but the girls are actually having a difficult time getting their foot in the door, even in the county fair circuit. Recently, they were dropped from the lineup at the Bakersfield County Fair - but no, not because they sing about killing people of different races, but because the fair’s organizer was weary of “security concerns.”

Well, ladies, maybe you’ll have better luck in Belfast. But in the meantime, when we’re looking for “cute,” we’ll stick to sources far more universally acceptable.

May every red blooded American straight boy get off while watching you two do it with each other in the video your sick and twisted parents made you create for more publicity. That’s my wish for you.