Thanks, Chloe Sevigny, for weighing in on the bird flu pandemic threat that’s keeping us all awake at night. The Oscar-nominated actress, famous for popularizing white-rimmed sunglasses and for blowing Vincent Gallo onscreen, isn’t worried - she thinks the virus is only dangerous to “old people.”
Sorry Sevigny. Turns out teens and young adults are likely to be most vulnerable once the plague hits. But something tells me Chloe will come out okay - after intimate counters with Gallo and severely icky shock auteur Harmony Korine, I’d imagine she’s built up an immunity that’ll make H5N1 look like a common cold.
Sevigny unfazed by bird flu threats [IMDb]
Chloe Sevigny [Go Fug Yourself]
Yes, you should be afraid [The Boston Phoenix]
“My mother breast-fed me for years” says it all.
Ugh! And - when she inevitably survives - think of all the used clothes that the dirty bitch can pluck from our abandoned corpses to concoct outfits such as the one above. She obviously already makes a habit of stealing clothes from those close to the grave, as Heather and Jessica point out. And what else might she do? Sucking on Vincent Gallo can only be a small step away from some sort of necrophiliac impulse.
I have to stop. I’m going to be sick.
You mean she’s NOT an old person? The accompanying pic looks like she’s auditioning for a remake of “The Golden Girls.”
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