Madonna bats for crazy

Confessions-Cover-120Contact Music, a media source that I’m not convinced reports on actual news, is reporting that Madonna is running to defend fellow crazy person, Tom Cruise. Madonna “insists Cruise is happy as a Scientologist and the public and media should respect his religion.”

Madonna, dear. The public insists it is not Scientologist, and Ms. Cruise should respect our annoyance with his inane preaching.

She continues, “If it makes Tom Cruise happy, I don’t care if he prays to turtles.”

The queen of pop might be on to something: I recall that it is only the obscure cult of tortoise worship that grants homosexual men erections strong enough to impregnate crooked-smiled virgins. Which explains why Kirsten Dunst remains childless – Jake’s frightened of shelled reptiles.

Madonna: ‘Leave Cruise Alone’ [Contact Music]

3 Responses to “Madonna bats for crazy”


  1. 1 avi

    isn’t scientology more of a business? so maybe some sort of national spam blocker / do not call list would keep tom cruise away from us.

  2. 2 Anonymous

    Macdougall presides!gantry coincidence dues forbid crow baseballs

  3. 3 Anonymous

    cleanliness modern shrugs decrypt recklessly … Thanks!!!

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