I stumbled upon Larry King Tuesday night half way through his interview with Nicole Richie. And for the first time, I thought Larry! You look horrendous! Your face is all leathery and there’s self-tanner dripping from your nose! I then realized that Ryan Seacrest was sitting in for Larry for the evening. What ensued was the intellectual equivalent of two retarded kittens wrestling in a pillowcase. I had to turn it off when Seacrest asked a surprisingly level-headed Nicole, “Did you ever consider suicide?” To which she (may have) responded, “Well, I was kind of hoping the heroine and starvation would take care of it.”
What I missed, sadly, was apparently television’s gayest moment. Our boyfriend over at the Malcontent captured it for us in all its faggy glory. When Ryan promo’d what was to come next on “AC360,” he an Anderson actually began an on-screen game of slap n’ tickle. Comments heavily laced with cock size metaphors fell out of Andie’s mouth easier than the pickup lines he’s used to score ass in every city’s “The Eagle” gay bar. The relevant transcript is here.
I’m sensing a trend in CNN’s plans for the future. AC replacing Aaron Brown, Seacrest standing in for Larry. What’s next? Kevin Spacey in for Wolf Blitzer? Ian Sommerhalder for Soledad O’Brien?
Anderson and Ryan, sitting in a tree [Malcontent]
Anderson Cooper tells Seacrest: That’s the biggest tie… [Perez]
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