Xtina’s Xtreme Vow Xchange

Cawed01-1-TmIt’s Christina Aguilera’s wedding photo, but if you squint your eyes and look real quick, it looks like:

  • a used tampon marrying a used car salesman
  • a feather duster marrying the president of my high school student council
  • an insulting misuse of the color white, and sardonic placement of a rose
  • a whore eruption
  • Eddie Murphy’s Halloween party
  • what I see when I drink too much NyQuil
  • Austin Scarlett’s wet dream
  • the thing my grandma knitted to cover the plunger
  • a weekend at the Seacrest estate
  • the answer to the gay marriage debate
  • somehow less creepy than this

Photo from Socialite’s Life.

6 Responses to “Xtina’s Xtreme Vow Xchange”


  1. 1 Craig

    Dude, a little warning next time… Star looks like she’s going to devour her groom after she mates.

    Of course, luckily for him, the mating probably never took place.

  2. 2 avi

    al reynolds looks like a purse.

  3. 3 jon

    Fuk off all of u, u r just jealous cos she is happy n u r all sad n miserable, leave her alone u rats

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