The PEN15 Club

We’re thankful for nonagenarian gossip diva Cindy Adams’ round-up of celeb Thanksgiving plans, but we’re afraid ol’ Cin may have gone soft now that she’s in her eleventies. First, check out this remarkably generous characterization of Ellen DeGeneres’ tendency to buy houses for her lipstick lovers, then dump them for a younger model and sell the house: “Anyway, a legitimate realty mogul, Ellen buys houses, fixes them and sells them. A person might say she has an edifice complex.”

Apparently “edifice complex” is code for “classic lesbian compulsion for settling down too fast with the wrong woman.”

And speaking of child brides, if you thought Woody and Soon-Yi’s relationship wasn’t sick enough, check out this new form of abuse: Soon-Yi claims that “Woody makes sure to tell everyone beforehand that I’m staying out of the kitchen, otherwise they won’t come over.”

Hasn’t Woody learned by now? You can molest a woman, you can take nude photos of her when she’s underage - but insult her cooking and it’s all over but the cryin’.

Lately, life’s been generous to Ellen [NY Post]