The PEN15 Club

So it’s almost my bedtime and I, for the life of me, can’t find a single thing to write about. And no, I’m not writing about Jessica and Nick or anyone with the last name Stewart. I don’t have it in me. Even our old fallbacks, Anderson Cooper, Jake Gyllenhaal, Star Jone-Reynolds, and Miss Tom Cruise seem uninspiring today.

Instead, I’d like to take this opportunity to update you with what’s going on at the ol’ Clubhouse.

First, I’ve updated our lovely header for the holidays. I hope you enjoy our non-denominational and all-inclusive ode to the phallus. To me, nothing reminds me of grandma’s house or hard, hot schlong like holiday peppermints.

I’ve also added a “tips” link to the column on your left. We’re not looking for cash (although that’s never out of the question), but we’re thirsty for tips on stories, or “the scoop,” as we say in the biz. So, if you’ve heard any good gossip, or have found a story online that we’ve overlooked, please send it our way. If necessary, we can be very discreet, as it says in all of my Craigslist posts.

We’d also like more advertisers. Really, we’re not making bank of the $15 or so it costs each of our advertisers to throw an ad up on our walls, but it tickles me and Rob just knowing that people think we’re worth buying. All the cash really just goes into a big jar labeled “WILL OFFEND FOR GIN.” And much like the walls of the actual Clubhouse, the ads help to decorate the page with bare-chested hairless men.

Finally, we’d like to extend a sincere thanks to all of our readers. I know you think of us as snarky bitches, but that’s sincere. After just four and a half months and 173 posts, we’re more than happy with the positive response we’ve gotten so far. And the feedback - its our heroin. So, if you have any suggestions, complaints, questions (yes we’re planning on posting actual bios; no we won’t show you our PEN15s), don’t hesitate to send them our way.