Senior gay bloggers Trent and Perez Hilton weasled their way into (or, in Perez’s case, close to) the Hollywood premiere of Brokeback Mountain last night. Because Ang Lee’s passionate Western is to The Gays what The Passion of the Christ was to people who shop at Big Lots and have sex with their cousins, the boys’ reaction to the festivities can best be expressed in a high-pitched squeal.
Only Trent had his picture taken with the man of the hour - a (literally) bearded Jake Gyllenhaal - but both boys scored one-on-ones with a raven-haired Lindsay Lohan (leading Perez to “cream his little boy underwear”). Bizarrely, according to both blogs, the latest threat to Johnny Knoxville’s marriage approached them. Girl, are you that hard up for photo ops?
Congratulations to Trent and Perez for getting some firsthand celeb action - but do they have to denigrate the cause of gay bloggers everywhere by wearing those garish, outmoded fauxhawks?
Mission Accomplished [Pink is the New Blog]
Brokeback Lohan [Perez]
I need to find a new word to describe the repulsion I feel towards Trent. He is so objectionable. But I love pen15club
I agree with Marcus. Unlimited bandwidth (lots of pictures) does not make up for his insipid commentary and general tackiness. Pen15club is wicked!
i can do better than that. jake gyllenhoweveryouspellit was 10 blocks away from me eating a sandwich at a restaurant in my neighborhood which was reported by a local gossip column in a stupid alternative paper and even better than that i watched the brokeback mountain review on ebert & roeper. i am so connected.
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