Isn’t this quaint? Britney Spears is waging the life of her son against bad karma and the wrath of God by making him the star of his own personal nativity scene, complete with a wooden manger and life-size wax animals.
I mean, the media has been treating the child as if he’s the second coming, so it’s no surprise that Brit and hubby are actually starting to believe it. But where does it stop? Is KFed going to build the manger from scratch in order to ignite his new career as a carpenter? Are they going to teach SP how to feed all of his little white trashling day care friends with a single serving of Tang? Oh! Oh! And at the age of 33, is he going to sacrifice himself for our his parents’ sins?
I bet La Cruise is jealous that someone out-weirded him when it comes to extravagant baby wrangling.
Britney Spears’s son becomes baby Jesus for Christmas [Spotlight News]
who’s this jesus fellow? have we met?
From the article… An insider is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “It cost an absolute fortune. But at least she didn’t have to buy a baby Jesus - because Sean is playing the part.”
That’s too bad, because I know a guy who sells baby Biblical figures for cheap.
Maybe in this updated version of the story we could get lucky and King Herod might actually succeed in killing the right first born son, putting a timely end to all this foolishness.
(And who would play King Herod?)