The PEN15 Club

An Oscar-nominated male star is talking up his full frontal nude scene. But don’t get too excited, it’s Bob Hoskins. [NY Daily News]

From Lost to soused: recently DUI’d Michelle Rodriguez may have a chance to brush off her Girlfight moves…in prison! [WENN]

The best joke ever about Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney’s “marriage,” buried deep in this piece about Anne Hathaway and Emmy Rossum. [Fametracker]

Seann William Scott sports a hot new beard. And he’s grown in some facial hair, too. [JustJared]

ABC abandons all hope of maintaining legitimacy in its nightly news broadcast by hiring functionally retarded Elizabeth Vargas. [Hollywood Reporter]

Ed Gonzalez gouges the eyes out of Memoirs of a Geisha’s Oscar hopes, then skull-fucks them. [Slate]