This is huge, you guys. Lindsay Lohan has just admitted that she has a girl crush on Angelina Jolie. Can you believe this? What a terribly original and edgy thing to say out loud!
We here at the PEN15 Club are baffled by the fact that, when girls admit their sexual attraction to Jolie, it somehow cements their heterosexuality. You never hear Paris Hilton talk about her lust for Ellen or Jodie Foster (Eww! They’re all-the-way lesbians!), so why is Angelina so safe?
Pretty soon Hohan is going to blow us all away when she tells us other completely unpredictable things about herself:
- she made out with a girl at a party once, but it was to see two dudes make out
- she’s totally, like, “one of the guys,”
- she only smokes other people’s weed
- she has a ton of gay friends; in fact, her best friend is gay and she’s so supportive of that
- she loves Waiting for Guffman and can recite much of it
- Wilmer took “her other” virginity
Hon, call us when you’re ready to reveal your yearnings to be the rancid meat in a Pink & Kelly Osbourne sandwich.
Lindsay should stick to girls, not music [Hollywood Tuna]
Pink has a crush on Kelly Osbourne [UK-Flava]
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