It’s been a long, hard, sweaty year, and the PEN15 needs a break. As you may have noticed, we haven’t posted much this week. And we don’t plan on posting much next week. Why? Because Jordan is in Minnesota trying to sleep with all the straight boys he had crushes on in high school, and I’ll be in Pittsburgh trying to wrestle the last drops of Cutty Sark out of my mom’s clutches.
We’ll be back on Thursday, December 29. In the meantime, we hope you enjoy the holidays. Stay home and watch The View, and let us know if the Joy/Meredith vs. Star/Elisabeth tension gets any thicker. Re-watch every episode of Arrested Development. Rent some movies that have Catherine Keener in them. Enjoy yourself. That’s what we’ll be doing.
Then, of course, next Thursday, hurry back to read our bitching and moaning. Because peace and tranquility are all well and good, but only for a couple days a year.
y’all come back now, y’hear! i heard joy got pissed at star because star used a menorah as a fork. which is a stupid joke because joy behar is not jewish. but i guess she could still be pissed off by star. who needs an excuse really. i’m trying to figure out what i hate about star jones. i think it’s that she’s the new kathie lee. we just need to hate someone in the morning.
I miss you boys when you’re gone.