We’re obviously a couple days late in commenting on the Ricky Martin Speedo extravaganza - when the aging diva’s tireless quest to end human trafficking took him to the sunny shores of St. Bart’s - but I wonder if Jared ever got to the bottom of whether or not Ricky’s “beach companion” was indeed his half-brother, Eric Martin.
I’m sorry, if he actually is Ricky’s broheim, that’s much more damning. Ricky, it’s okay to be gay. It’s really fucked up, however, to do this with your brother.
He bangs, he bangs [JustJared]
Damn you Rob, you little tease. What shouldn’t he be doing? There’s no picture!
But perhaps that’s best: imagination fills the void.
They’re only ‘half’ brothers after all…