The PEN15 Club

Our lover over at the Malcontent has created a wonderful compilation of gay blogger New Years resolutions, in which all readers finally get to see which writers in the homoblogosphere take themselves far too seriously.

We here at the P15 were honored to participate, and listed “No more going bar-hopping with Michelle Rodriguez as the DD” as our #1 resolution for 2006 as a reverent nod to Rodriguez’s and “Lost” co-star Cynthia Watros’s December DUI arrests.

But what we didn’t know until CNN.com ran a story about their arraignment today was exactly how dangerous Rodriguez is behind the wheel. Apparently at the time of the arrest, she was on probation from a drunk driving conviction the year before. Additionally, Rodriguez had also been tagged for speeding in Hawaii three times in 2005.

Would someone please call UHAUL and have them issue a ban? You know it’s dangerous giving a lesbian with a driving record like hers unlimited access to moving vehicles! That would be like giving Billy Joel a whiskey bath and then dropping him off in a random parking lot.

And where can you get trashed while dressed like that in Hawaii? Were they cleaning David Crosby’s boat?

Ringing it in [The Malcontent]

‘Lost’ stars arraigned on DUI charges [CNN]