- Find me a female without “body issues” and tell me she’s not a lesbian. In a related story, Queen Latifah says she likes being fat. [Female First]
- We think George Clooney is pretty cool, but his taste in women raises an eyebrow. Yeah, George. When I was 13, I was “in love” with Alicia Silverstone. And how about that Claudia Schiffer, eh? What a hottie! [Ananova]
- Is it okay with all of you that we don’t talk about the Brangeletus? Until the thing starts high kicking in the womb while Angelina watches “Figure Skating with the Stars,” igniting a bevy of gay rumors, we really don’t care. [Gawker]
- Memoir author JT Leroy doesn’t just appear to be a 40-year-old woman, he is one. [NY Times]
- Trent at Pink is the New Blog found a suspicious photo of Star Jones Reynolds. Too bad the Photoshopper also neglected to add a mask for Al’s gayface. [Pink is the new Blog]
- Brokeback Mountain breaks the top 5 at the box office. “I wish I knew how to quit you” becomes the “I’m not drinking any fucking merlot!” of 2006. Similarly, anal sex is now the new pinot noir. [Box Office Mojo]
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