Nothing brings out the horny in celebrities like an awards show after-party. Just ask that elevator that Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro famously befouled after the Oscars two years ago.
Now comes word of voracious face-sucking between Eva Longoria and Jamie Foxx at CAA’s post-Golden Globes bash.
Between Eva’s football player-screwing and Latino cop-berating and Jamie’s inability to pronounce the names “Laura Linney” and “Pierce Brosnan,” it’s clear these two won’t be doing much for the gene pool if they ever pro-create. But who knows? Maybe Eva just found herself cornered by Jamie and, in order to get him to stop talking up his album and screeching “She take my MO-NEY!” she had to stick her tongue down his throat.
You or I would have done the same.
World exclusive: Eva and Tony ARE over!!! [Perez Hilton]
did you see laura mouth “i have a new name”? brosnan though had the look of someone who’d been mistakenly called bronson many a time. personally i like the name pierce bronson better. my favorite moment though was this morning when i freudianly asked someone “did you see the golden girls last night?”
Tony Parker isn’t a football player.
Nate, honey, we don’t ever get the sports right. He wears a uniform and handles balls. You should be impressed I know that much.