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Brittany Murphy tells “Star” magazine that she dyed her hair because she had two dreams she was blonde. I’m glad that worked out for you B, because if I did everything my dreams told me to, I would be spending a lot more time trying to get Topher Grace to cook me dinner in just his gym shorts, in our cozy little home… in the stomach of Falcor from The Never Ending Story. [FemaleFirst] - Brokeback Mountain is number one at the box office. And for every $1000 the movie makes, another lonely closet case in the Midwest tries a finger up the butt. [Boxoffice Mojo]
- It’s not the fact that Clay Aiken is about to be outed, or that he has unprotected sex with strangers, or that he lets said stranger keep a towel used to wipe up his, uh, claydough - it’s the “post-coital conversation” that makes me a little sick to my stomach. [Queer Day]
- Despite the embarrassingly annoying Isaac Mizrahi’s red carpet faux paux, it turns out that Hilary Swank and hersband Chad Lowe are trying to “work out” their marriage. The arrangement is that Chad may date any man he wants until Hilary plays another role as a boyish transsexual. Then, he’s all hers. [Ananova]
- I’ve always kind of thought that the Gay Games were the intellectual equivalent of giving a bunch of Chinese foreign exchange students their own high school talent show - it’s not right to say they shouldn’t be there, but it might be fun to watch them doing something they have no business doing. Columnist Kathryn Kircher doesn’t see the humor. [Wednesday Journal]
That was awesome, I loved the commentary / “drippings”, esspecially the BBM and NES comments.