I almost missed this little gem from Gawker yesterday. You see, Rob and I may be jerks/assholes/bitches, whathaveyou. But we’re most definitely not entitled jerks/assholes/bitches. We know that if we were ever invited to an A-list New York party, it would be to clean the blow off the toilet seats every 30 minutes. And we’d be just fine with that if we could even just get a glimpse
But, apparently the Queen Mary of all gay bloggers, Perez Hilton, feels as if the size of his dick is somewhat enhanced by the number of hits on his (poorly designed and ad-laden) website, which gives him the right to make shit up about parties he wasn’t invited to. Gawker has the transcript of a spat between Perez, a Gawker insider, and a publicist with Harrison & Shriftman regarding a Playboy party that Perez was left out of. He writes:
You know, I can afford to be unprofessional, because I make probably a lot more money than you do. You, on the other hand, can’t afford to be as crass and reckless ad crazy Perez.
“… ad crazy Perez.” Straight from the horses mouth. And when I say horses mouth, I’ve never meant it more in my life. Those teeth! To quote a P15 reader, that boy “could bite a bishops ass through a wicker chair.”
Perez, kiddo, you haven’t just jumped the shark, you’ve cleared the entire sea. And all the while wearing two polo shirts at once, which baffles me.
Perez Hilton Makes Us Hate Ourselves [Gawker]
If Ron Perlman backs off from doing the “Hellboy” sequel, it could be Perez’s big break…
my man keeps asking me why i never read/link/mention him. once upon a time it was fun, but now … not so much. I’ll take dlisted over ph anyday now.
Money doesn’t buy much these days…sad, guess they ran out of “class” in K-mart…
TRAINWRECK!
perez is foul but not nearly as horrifying and objectionable as pinkisthenewtrent - i despise him. you guys are always clever and i’m sure you are amazing at toilet seat blow removal.