Wet hot American slummer

200602132228 Remember when Helen Hunt and Kevin Spacey were shooting Pay It Forward together, and they kept appearing at awards shows as each other’s date? Yeah, I feel roughly the same amount of heat coming from Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper, who keep showing up at events arm-in-arm, sporting painfully fake smiles.

No matter how many press lines these two work together, I can’t shake the feeling that the only red carpet Esposito is interested in belongs to Lindsay Lohan, or maybe Bryce Dallas Howard. As for Bradley? Well, let’s just say that somewhere, Victor Garber is staring at this photo and weeping softly, saying “Why Bradley? Why?”

3 Responses to “Wet hot American slummer”


  1. 1 jeremy

    besides givin’ it to michael ian black, has brad ever gayed it up on screen b4?

  2. 2 Anonymous

    god…you guys need to post about Bradley Cooper more often…with pictures.

  3. 3 Mad Professah

    Is Victor Garber openly gay??

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