Pale male spotted in Sydney

200602181000 TomKat capitalized on the death of “Australia’s richest man,” Kerry Packer, by using his funeral as a media-friendly excuse to frolic in the Down Under sunshine, thus allaying tabloid-driven fears that the First Couple of $cientology has hit the skids.

And all in Nicole Kidman’s homeland. For shame, Tom.

We’re glad, however, that La Cruise is finally soaking up some sun. All those long days sitting inside “working the E-meter” have left girlfriend pasty.

Tom & Katie’s Australia trip [Entertainment Tonight]

2 Responses to “Pale male spotted in Sydney”


  1. 1 avi

    his cruise nipples are so tiny and flat! whatever his sexuality (and i’m thinking his sexual orientation may most accurately be described as “whateversexual”), it doesn’t look like he lets anyone suck those nubs, otherwise they’d be more pert and perky. unless scientology demands the removal of nipple tips.

  2. 2 Craig

    Tiny flat man-nipples seem to be prevalent amongst celebrities. I think it’s a Hollywood thing.

    Poor Chad Michael Murray is just trying to over-compensate.

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