Ebay has auctioned off the two bloodstained spooning shirts worn by Jack and Ennis in Brokeback Mountain for $101,100.51. Sadly, the studio has reportedly cleaned most of the bloodstains off of the shirtsleeves, but lucky for us, the spatters of santorum remain around the bottom (and by “the bottom” I mean both Jake and his shirt).
All proceeds from the auction are being donated to Variety - The Children’s Charity. That’s right. Hundreds of physically challenged children will now get to enjoy higher-quality jell-o treats bought with the money paid by two fags who desperately want to reenact famous cowboy sex scenes with the utmost authenticity. Follow that?
One potential buyer asks the seller, “… is this Shirt bulletproof, I read in a interview with Ang lee that they had a bulletproof shirt made for the film.” Silly bidder. Ang didn’t say “bulletproof.” He said “impenetrable.” And that was just a little fib he told Heath to make him feel more secure around Randy Quaid.
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