We’re totally into JustJared’s post-Blogger format, almost as much as we’d love to get into Daniel Craig’s tight black swimsuit. [JustJared]
Anne Hathaway gets the award for Official First Great Post-Brokeback Career Move, signing to star in 40-Year-Old Virgin auteur Judd Apatow’s forthcoming comedy Knocked Up. It’s about exactly what you think it is. [Hollywood Reporter]
I totally know where you can get laid in Malden, like, right now. Except it’ll probably be really crowded for awhile, thank you very much, Herald. [Boston Herald]
Colin Farrell is the new Tom Cruise. No, he’s not mobilizing an entourage of yes-men to kidnap teenage hustlers so that he can have sex with said hustlers, and then paying said entourage to murder said hustlers and dispose of their corpses in the LaBrea tar pits (allegedly). He’s just started suing people. [I Don’t Like You in That Way]
Cinema is Dead, Example 499: For the second time in less than a month, a major motion picture opens in which a man dresses up as an obese, Southern black granny. [Rotten Tomatoes]
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