BREAKING NEWS: Bridget Hilliard sells out!

200602251719 You heard it here first, folks. Those of you who were hoping to score those $100 tickets to Dr. Bridget Hilliard’s birthday gala are shit out of luck.

In a related story, every boutique and fabric store in Houston has been entirely cleaned out of gold lamé. And the city’s dry cleaners have caused a run on whatever it is they use to get chocolate out of “cream formal.”

Praise Jesus, Dr. Bridge’s self-fundraiser is a bigger smash than Madea’s Family Reunion!

Earlier: Jesus saves…enough for a Louis Vuitton bag?

6 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Bridget Hilliard sells out!”


  1. 1 Penny Woods

    I would’ve went. I would’ve gotten her a Gucci bag with some dog shit inside of the bag.

  2. 2 Gerald

    I am utterly amazed that people put so much negative energy into a topic that is truly none of their concern anyway. So she has a birthday bash and request certain gifts…is this any different than a bride who on her special day request gifts from target or bed bath and beyond via a bridal registry? Don’t hate because the Hilliard’s comfort zone desires Saks while your comfort zone desires Walmart. Jealousy is such an evil thing.

  3. 3 Anonymous

    Where do you shop…Do you think she would buy you gucci? Maybe pucci, it’s easy to spend someone else’s money….I don’t have a problem with her shopping at Saks, as long as it’s with her money

  4. 4 Anonymous

    Clearly, anyone who has a problem with her having a birthday extravaganza is just a hater! Those who wanted to go went and those who didn’t missed out! Clearly you need a life if all you have time to do is be concerned about how somebody else is celebrating their birthday! Besides who cares what you think, you didn’t pay for it! She well deserves it! She does so much for so many others! Now if you wanna look up something, Look up that!!!

  5. 5 Anonymous

    Before you guys get upset about comments of Bridget Hiliard’s greet! Go to the bible and find out what the GOSPEL of Jesus Christ is. I was a member and worked on staff at New Light and know first hand about the deception and brainwashing that takes place in the name of Jesus. People, the bible says, in the last day even the elect will be fooled. You’ll need to defend the cause of Christ and not the Hilliards. They are being exposed for a reason, maybe your eternal salvation. Jeremiah 15 says, “CURSED is the man that trusts in man…” Ask the Lord to take the blinders off your eyes. Her party requests are minimal compared to what takes place in this “men a stry” Turn back to Jesus.

  6. 6 penis enlargement

    Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.

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