Current and former teen starlets are stirring up all kinds of trouble.
First we have La Lohan’s most blatant nip slip ever (NSFW, of course). And even so, you’d be forgiven for not noticing the nipple - which, despite the apparently strong breeze that has blown her gown away from her body, is curiously non-erect - thanks to Lindsay’s eye makeup, which recalls mid-’80s Chita Rivera.
Next, Jenna von Oy of Blossom semi-fame is seen doing the full Nomi Malone in some trashy straight-to-cable movie. Again, you’ll be forgiven for not recognizing her. She’s taken to wearing a g-string in lieu of peasant dresses, thigh-highs and big velvet hats.
Finally, the headmaster of the Christian elementary and middle school attended by Michelle Williams is none-too-proud of his famous alumna’s accomplishments:
Michelle doesn’t represent the values of this institution; we would not approve of her movies and TV shows. We’d not like to be tied to Brokeback Mountain…I hope we offered her something in life. But she made the kind of choices of which we wouldn’t approve. Brokeback Mountain basically promotes a lifestyle we don’t promote. It’s not the word of God.
I’m sure Michelle, Heath and the child they conceived out of wedlock are devastated.
Lindsay Lohan nipple slip pictures [Egotastic]
Jenna von Oy: Six from Blossom - lapdancing & stripping for Daddy’s Cash [Saving Face]
Mother swells with pride for Oscar-nominated child [San Diego Union-Tribune]
Lohan has what I believe are known as ’70s Titties.
She’s kind of oily and furry . . . and peely . . .
I really was expecting to say something insulting to Robbie for that assessment but, my God! he’s right.
And yet … she’s still kind of hot.
I don’t think the world can get enough of nipple slips. I reckon the whole US currency is based on sales of gossip magazines, which is inturn attributed to the flashing of pecs and mams.
I always wanted to be a bapchild!
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