McConaugh-hate

200603152235 How annoying is Matthew McConaughey? So annoying that cranky, tells-it-like-it-is movie columnist Jeff Wells labels him “a kind of anti-Christ” (see second item at link).

We also think McConaughey - whose new film Failure to Launch opened big last weekend, perhaps because it gives homely girls another chance to project themselves onto Sarah Jessica Parker - is talentless, useless and prone to making horrendous career choices. We don’t even think he’s that cute anymore. All we can think about is how all those shirtless scenes must be painstakingly written into all of his contracts.

Plus we really wish people hadn’t forgotten about that whole nude, bongo-playing pot bust thing, and how Matt was hanging out, nude, with another guy, frequently rumored to be Cole Hauser. Plus he’s dating Penelope Cruz, who just can’t get enough of dating straight men.

King of the Empties [Hollywood Elsewhere]

Affidavit for warrant of arrest and detention [The Smoking Gun]

4 Responses to “McConaugh-hate”


  1. 1 Robbie

    Your argument works much better without that picture. I’m with you on the Matthew hate. Then I see that pic and feel an inexpressable need to buy tickets at Fandago.

  2. 2 Cristin

    Where does one find a mangina shot of Mr. McConaughey?

  3. 3 nastydude

    Why so BITTER, Matthew is so hot.

  4. 4 Walt

    At what point didn’t the idiot complaining about the loud music say… “hey MM, let’s go to your room and beat the bongos”! “And bring your naked friend”!

    Seriously folks, it’s OK to hate the game… but don’t hate the players!!

    On MM’s worst day - he’s 10x finer than you. Believe it.

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