That dude who takes clips from certain movies and cuts them into trailers for movies of a totally different genre has struck again. This time, he’s changed The Fast and the Furious from a regular old action movie into a man-on-man action movie called The Fast and the Curious.
Paul Walker and Vin Diesel: So tan, so muscled, so body hair-free. You know that homo-romance is what director Rob Cohen initially envisioned before studio pressure forced him to cut it into some stupid yarn about car thieves. Also left on the cutting room floor: a subplot in which Jordana Brewster and Michelle Rodriguez adopt some cats and open a fair-trade coffee house together.
The Fast and the Curious [You Tube]
Phew!
Now I know how to explain why I own this movie. Better a total fag than a subconscious fag with awful taste in movies.
All you have to do now is come up with a reason why I own the sequel. Please?