The PEN15 Club

Our beloved tight-rolled-pant-and-baggy-t-shirt-wearing activist, Cindy Sheehan, is a gal about town these days. She’s trading in her burning fires of fury for a set of burning set lights as she begins filming her own weekly reality series on the Sundance Channel.

In addition to that, Cindy is publishing a novel next month,….

… attending opening night of the one-woman play inspired by her story,….

… and assisting with the production of the Cindy Sheehan biopic staring (not shitting you) Susan Sarandon.

And finally, Cindy descends into the throngs of people who have personally benefitted off of the death of a loved one, including Lisa Beamer, and the parents of Terry Shaivo. Also known as the lamest cocktail party in hell.

And if you still can’t get enough of Cindy, check out these other things coming very soon:

• The Cindy Sheehan Ringtone: Download the nasal sounds of the Outrage Tour 2005 played against a ballad by Matchbox 20
• The Cindy Sheehan Podcast: Actually just shopping advice directly from Cindy, and instructions on how to make your very own “I’ve got a bad cat-titude” night shirt and wader jeans
• The Cindy Sheehan Cookbook: Various dishes involving loads of cheddar cheese, two kinds of starches, and the tears of a patriot
• The Cindy Sheehan Doll: With exchangeable hair-don’ts and various expressions of self pity

Cindy, all our best. We love you because you’ve got moxy and will go on national television without wearing anything like a bra. I’d like to see Lisa Beamer do that.

The Defiant War [SF Gate]

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