Crazy old Faye Dunaway - last seen hosting an unsuccessful WB reality series - wants no! More! Questions about Mommie Dearest! Ever!!!!!
At least according to this God-knows-how-old voice message in which she lambastes an interviewer for writing about the two most embarrassing Dunaway subjects: 1) the notoriously bad Joan Crawford biopic, and 2) her dismissal from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Sunset Boulevard musical.
Well, I guess those are only the two most humiliating if you don’t count Supergirl, all the marriages, the plastic surgery, The Starlet and Dunston Checks In (in which a rambunctious chimp pushes La Dunaway into a giant cake).
Thrill to the spectacle of the one-time Oscar winner bragging about how she co-starred with Johnny Depp in the barely released Arizona Dream! Gasp as she slanders her ex-husband Terry O’Neill! Ponder exactly what kind of cut-rate junior college journalism student would actually have to submit his Faye Dunaway profile to Faye Dunaway for approval before airing!
Don’t fuck with me, fellas [World of Wonder, via A Socialite’s Life]
Listening to all of that phone message was more physically satisfying than getting the most expert back massage or blowjob. Thank you both.
You know what, at first i thought this was funny but actually faye is correct. but why doesn’t she bring up the two roles that are truly important? network and bonnie & clyde. these are majorly iconic roles. actually check the new premiere: bonnie is listed as one of the great roles of all time.