Brilliant Brick star Joseph Gordon-Levitt turns his own camera on a couple of rude paparazzi, who admit they’re trying to prove that JGL is gay. Sigh, if only… [YouTube]- Take off your actor pants and put your analrapist stocking over your head: Arrested Development is dead. For reals this time. Elsewhere, Ellen DeGeneres faces the realization that, from now on, it’s up to her to keep Portia in ponies. [Variety]
- Joy Behar can’t stand Star and her new tits, even via telephone, and she tells her so as Meredith and Elisabeth cheer her on. Take note of SJR’s glamour headshot at the bottom of the frame - it’s a surreal exercise in terror that suggests what might happen if Al Sharpton swallowed Grace Jones. [D Listed]
- When expert manipulation of new media marketing techniques peaks way too early, or: Are you motherfuckin’ sick of Snakes on a Plane yet? That shit don’t come out till August, and it ain’t getting any funnier. [Hollywood Reporter]
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