Disclosure 2: Michael Douglas thinks you’re a pansy

200604052031 Having officially entered the Cranky Old Man phase of his career, Michael Douglas takes aim at those wily metrosexuals, lamenting the fact that the younger generation of men has started wearing cosmetics. Of course, Douglas is one of the few men we can think of who could be considered a cradle-robber for marrying Catherine Zeta-Jones, who’s gotta be pushing 70 by now. So the “younger generation” could be just about anyone.

Douglas also immodestly notes that younger actors are always telling him they idolize his career. Which must be why he’s starring in a new film with Kiefer Sutherland, Kim Basinger and Eva Longoria.

For such a man’s man, though, Douglas pays a lot of attention to celebrity gossip: He recently bitched in GQ about Brad Pitt’s love life. So, what, Mike? Grooming and cosmetics make you a pussy, but reading US Weekly is the new deer hunting? Speaking of which: lose the beard, honey. And I don’t mean Ms. Jones. Judging by the way he looks in this photo, Douglas is one of the few male stars I’m 100% sure is straight.

Michael Douglas says men shouldn’t wear makeup [Starpulse]

Michael Douglas bashes in GQ [Popsugar]

6 Responses to “Disclosure 2: Michael Douglas thinks you’re a pansy”


  1. 1 Jerry

    Besides the beard, he should also lose the ’70s titties.

  2. 2 mdh

    So makeup=bad but face lift=good?

    The photos of him going out to dinner with the staples slight visible were hysterical… and he’s complaining about makeup on some guys? He’s got to be kidding.

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