It’s a Gyllengaard!

200604112344 In what the PEN15 Club suspects is an extreme act of projection, Peter Sarsgaard has knocked up Maggie Gyllenhaal. The couple is currently planning a shotgun wedding.

Let’s hope Baby Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard inherits Dad’s piercing eyes, Uncle Jake’s heart-melting smile and Mom’s, um…willingness to do frontal nudity in low-budget films.

Okay, scratch that. Let’s hope it inherits Uncle Jake’s everything.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard expecting baby [People.com]

3 Responses to “It’s a Gyllengaard!”


  1. 1 Scott A

    I wonder if people will treat this the same way as Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger’s bundle…. I mean it was cool when they did it, but Maggie and Peter…just doesn’t feel the same. :-/

  2. 2 jennie

    that’s going to be one dutch baby with a lot of As in its name.

  3. 3 Andrew

    Oh come on - Maggie is a fucking hotty!

    I’d eat her out…

    [Okay I wouldn’t, but any discerning breeder would]

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