It’s been a long time waiting. But when the folks in the mailroom at work plunked the package down in my office this afternoon, I knew it had finally arrived. I tore the boxes off the brand new PEN15 Podcast equipment and quickly devoured the plastic wrapping around the mixing board. Then the headphone amplifier tried to make a sound, I swiftly told it to be quiet lest Xenu send more thetans to inhabit its body.
Nevertheless, you’ll have a brand spanking new PEN15 Podcast by the end of the weekend. Thanks for being so patient!
Oh, and you may have been deceived by the title of this post. Yes, the TomKitten was allegedly born today. Now, Katie can remove the styrofoam from under her shirt and go back to having obscene cold sores. The lesson here is that pretending to be pregnant is just like being pregnant for real: you get to eat whatever the fuck you want for several months.
And as for the baby? I think a PEN15 commenter said it best in the previous post: “Like on a sitcom, this ”baby“ will be crawling next week, walking by the end of summer and attending school just in time for the fall season premiere.”
Tom & Katie & Baby [People] via Celebrity Hijinx (Can you believe the fucking disgusting retrospective “People” has done on this?!)
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