We waited as long as possible, but the temptation to see photos of our readers exposing their abs was just too much. The PEN15 Club has joined Myspace. Please sign up to be our friend! We need all the help we can get. Right now, Jordan is the sole friend, and it’ll remain that way until Rob signs up for Myspace or you request an online friendship. Because that will bond us for life. You can leave us little comments that say “Thanx 4 the add,” and everything.
In other exciting news, the PEN15 Club was also fast with the fingers and made a little acquisition today. Check out http://www.suricruiseholmes.com to see what I mean. Now let’s all think of the worst possible punishment the $cientologists could inflict upon us. In fact, if Rob and I suddenly disappear and stop writing, you might want to call the police and suggest this motive.
Really. Befriend us on Myspace.
If I start posting my abs on myspace, please take this to be a sign of the Apocalypse, and plan accordingly.
If I posted my abs on myspace, it could be confused with Rosie O’ Donnells page. Not cute..
or the SuriCruiseHolmes Placenta
I don’t know what this Suri website is and I don’t know what the fuck it did to my computer whilst trying to access it. Had to shut the damn thing down.
It’s obviously a sign.